Terms of service
Ode to the Digital Doctrine: A Poem on Terms of Service
In the vast realm of digital sprawl,
A humble site stands tall.
Welcome, wanderer, to domains anew,
To Joshbothe.com, where dreams come true!
Bound by codes, a legal lace,
Herein lies our shared embrace.
Agree, dear guest, to terms set forth,
As north to south, east to west, we go forth.
Section Two: A Font’s Fair Tale
Crafted by hands in a digital vale,
Fonts by Yellow Design, a story in thread,
Spun into web, where rights are said.
Licensed under terms so clearly penned,
Commercial use, on this we depend.
A font-face rule, CSS’s own knight,
Guarding the text that bathes in light.
Pageviews counted, a limit defined,
In this digital parchment, agreement you’ll find.
Forever to use, but never abuse,
The numbers that count, we must carefully choose.
Section Three: The Vault of Creation
Images, texts, logos so bold,
In Josh’s realm, these treasures hold.
It's 3 am, and I’m writing a poem about terms of service that no one will ever read. Why? I have an 8-hour shift tomorrow at Whole Foods, and I’ve been having nightmares about the produce section again. There’s no rhyme here. ANYWAY!
Intellectual bounty, rich and rife,
Each piece is a part of the creator’s life.
Section Four: The Lawful Stride
Tread lightly here, with respect abide,
Hack not, steal not, nor secrets hide.
Legal paths, please kindly use,
Respect the code; no rights abuse.
Section Five: Echoes of the Blog
Words and pictures, a mosaic wall,
Copyrighted, one and all.
Seek permission, make no theft,
For in the arts, honor’s left.
Section Six: The Gallery’s Guard
Portfolio pieces, from Josh’s hand,
Are his alone, across digital land.
Not for taking, nor to mar,
Without his word, you shall not scar.
Section Seven: The Shield of Terms
Liability limited, a shield raised high,
Against misuse, under a watchful eye.
Joshbothe.com, a site secure,
Within these terms, intentions are pure.
Section Eight: The Winds of Change
As time marches, so do clauses range,
Updated, revised, the terms rearrange.
Stay abreast, with us move,
In the dance of legal grooves?
Running out of passion for this thing that no one reads. and my rhymes are getting, lets just say: avant-grade.
Section Nine: A Call to Speak
Questions, concerns, do not keep,
Reach out to us, delve deep.
In this digital sea, connections we make, At Joshbothe.com, no voice is fake.
God, I hope one day someone appreciates this. Probably not. Only the most incredible, brilliant, fantastic job recruiter would find an easter egg like this. Maybe this poem is an illusion to the fact that even though no one will read this I committed to the bit. Or, again, avoid produce nightmares, as previously stated.
So here we stand, at the junction of bytes,
Where law meets art in the glow of screen lights. BLAH BLAH BLAHHHHH
Respect MY DAMN terms.
1. Introduction
Welcome to Joshbothe.com, Joshua Bothe's online portfolio. These terms of service govern your use of my website at [https://www.joshbothe.com/] and any related services provided by [https://www.joshbothe.com/]. By accessing my website, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service and all applicable laws and regulations.
2. Font License Acknowledgment
The font used on this website, provided by Yellow Design Studio, is licensed under specific terms. By using this website, you agree to the terms of the Commercial License Agreement between joshbothe.com and Yellow Design Studio, including usage rights, pageview limitations, and installation restrictions.
2a. License Coverage: The font from Yellow Design Studio is used under a Commercial License, which is bound by the terms of this Agreement. This Agreement and the receipt accompanying each purchase form the complete agreement between joshbothe.com and Yellow Design Studio.
2b. Usage Rights: The license permits the use of the Webfont on websites, governed by the @font-face rule in CSS. The usage is limited to the website owned or controlled by the licensee (i.e., Joshbothe.com).
2c. Pageview Limitation: The license is subject to monthly pageview limitations, not exceeding the agreed-upon number at purchase. The license is perpetual, allowing continuous use without renewal, provided the pageview count remains within the agreed limit.
2d. Installation and Use Restrictions:
2d.1 The Webfont must be used as provided by Yellow Design Studio. Direct linking to the full, CFF OpenType, or TrueType fonts for desktop use is strictly prohibited.
2d.2 The Webfont is authorized only on websites owned or directly controlled by the licensee.
3. Intellectual Property Rights
All content published and made available on Joshbothe.com, including images, text, logos, and documents, is the property of JOshbothe.com and its creators unless otherwise stated.
4. Acceptable Use
You agree to use our site legally and not to violate our intellectual property rights, hack into another user's account, commit fraud, or post offensive material.
5. Blog and Images
Content on the blog, including images, belongs to their respective copyright owners. Use or reproduction of such content without the copyright holder's explicit permission is prohibited.
6. Copyright of Portfolio Work
All works created and displayed in my portfolio are under my copyright. These works cannot be reused, reproduced, or modified without my consent or permission.
7. Limitation of Liability
Joshbothe.com is not liable for any misuse of the website or its services.
8. Changes to These Terms
We reserve the right to modify these terms at any time and will post the updated terms on the site. Continued use of the site after changes constitute acceptance of the new terms.
9. Contact Us
For questions or concerns regarding these terms, please get in touch with Joshbothe.com. Contact page
This document was last updated on 4/4/2024.